Well, if Britney Spears on a stripper pole wasn't enough to meet your daily vomit-inducing quota, here's Britney Spears' ass in a thong, very happily displayed to the camera. Don't ask why, just accept that Britney has passed any and all limits of decency, and is just trying to get attention however she can.
You may have also noticed that Britney Spears' ass looks rather large, when compared to her two friends, one of whom is a large Black man, who for some reason is also wearing a thong (with a butterfly on it). Maybe he's Britney's new stylist, which, judging by her outfits lately, would seem to be a very reasonable assumption.